Testo The Master

Watch out!
Here I come!
Are you ready?
I said, are you ready?

Have you seen anyone so funky?
Have you met Ted? Well he's not funky!
He's lame! He's a junky! Has no fame! And he's chunky!
Come and get me, don't be shy
You can't test me, I'm too high
Don't accost me, if you try
To resist me, well... another fails the test
Let's go!

Don't need no castle
To be the king
Don't need no crown
Don't need no ring

I'm the master!
Better pay the price to the funky blaster
I'm the fastest! When it comes to digging the hot chicks in the hood
I'm the master!
I'm the king of the bling, don't need no bongo
I'm the fastest!
Don't blink no eye when I play the congas

Have you seen anyone so sexy?
Have you ever felt so hasty?
To discover something tasty
Be clever, don't be nasty
Like Ophelia and Alexia
Arabella or Elisa
Alexandra, Maria-Luisa
Margaritha, Roberto...
Wow wow wow... what happens in Rio stays in Rio

Don't need no castle to be the king
Don't need no crown, don't need no ring
Don't need no castle to be the king
Don't need no crown, don't need no ring

I'm the master!
Better pay the price to the funky blaster
I'm the fastest!
When it comes to digging the hot chicks in the hood
I'm the master!
I'm the king of the bling, don't need no bongo
I'm the fastest!
Don't blink no eye when I play the congas
I'm the master!
Better pay the price to the funky blaster
I'm the fastest!
When it comes to digging the hot chicks in the hood
I'm the master!
I'm the king of the bling, don't need no bongo
I'm the fastest!
Don't blink no eye when I play the congas

Better pay the price to the funky blaster
When it comes to digging the hot chicks in the hood
I'm the king of the bling, don't need no bongo
Don't blink no eye when I play the congas