Testo Moaning Myrtle

Harry, if you die, you can live in my toilet
I can be your girlfriend and you can be my boyfriend
We can share the U-bend; I keep it clean
So Harry, if you die, will you, please?
Will you go out with me?

It can be lonely as a ghost in the castle
The Bloody Baron's always giving me a hassle I don't want to live alone forever, you see,
So Harry, if you die, will you please?
Will you go out with me?

Harry and Myrtle floating in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Will you go out with me?