Testo Lowell?s Ladder

My frog is some seven years old He got that way cuz his skin is so cold Ain?t got no graveyard to rest his fool bones He?s got a muddy ol? fishtank, when he croaks he?s all alone He?s all seasick, couldn?t get much sadder Headed out West cuz he?s climbin? on up Lowell?s ladder Climbin? on up Lowell?s ladder It?s a long way down My friends think that two-percent is better They say it?s the diference between Prince and Eddie Vedder Chia Pet heads up late night chatter Think they?re worried ?bout climbing on up Lowell?s Ladder Climbing on up Lowell?s ladder It?s a long way down Tell you what I mean to say You shit shined troglodyte I got bad tooth decay Wrecked my car just for the money Took my dividend to buy myself some honey I shot my foot and said it didn?t matter I?m just concerned about climbin? on up Lowell?s ladder Climbin? on up Lowell?s ladder It?s a long way down