Testo Happyduds

Hey dig my bag I'm at the local laundryMaking the happiest duds you did ever seeScrapin' bits of soap from all the other machinesHard to get used to this always staying cleanTrying to kick the habit down in the laundromatAlong comes this cat . . .I'm not so gallant when my washload's unbalancedHey hey so niceCan you touch my sock, sirHey hey so niceCare for take a walk, sirHey hey so niceDo you wash here oftenHey hey so niceCan I feel up your cottonAll night long down there it's me, my clothes and theeTryin' to rig the slots so we get the wash for freeWe share a wash to split the cost to spend on drinksI should have guessed the way you dressed you'd bleed me pinkYou made your move right then and said I'm looking sturdyI feel so dirty . . .