Testo Wycleaf Jean

(This one's goin' out to the strip joints Yo, meet me at Suzy's Rendez-vous For every Go-Go Bar I'm gonna send this one out to the gentlemen's clubs Magic City, New York dogs, Rolex I be seeing you all up in there late at night I understand when your girl is stressing you out (Crazy girls) Know what I'm saying? Don't let the ladies fool you all now, fellows They be doin' the same thing you all be doin' Turn up my symphony, man. Turn up my symphony! Drop a BEAT!) [Chorus:] Just 'cause she dances go-go It don't make her a ho, no Maxine, put your red shoes on We going to the disco We gonna elope to Mexico Called up my mama, said I'm in love with a stripper, yo [Verse 1] Ten grand, let me see you shake it like you got no bones in your body and you was made to be a celebrity Twenty grand, know it's a sin, but before me you show me a little more skin it would fulfill my fantasy Thirty grand, to the highest bidder but Chris Rock said, 'There's no sex in the champagne room' Forty grand, looked into her eyes, I saw tears falling down, type of tears that money couldn't buy [Chorus 2X] [Verse 2] [Wyclef] Excuse me, what is your name? [Hope] Uh, my name is Hope, yo I was blessed with the body of the Goddesses Have you any idea how hard this is? I could flex in 25 positions But I only work here to pay my tuition Yo, tantalizing teaser Table-top pleaser Give me what I need a Mastercard a Visa Lap dance fantasy Picture us on an all white canopy Wyclef extended his hand to me Like Billy D. said he's feeling me Take me away from here, so far Where they ride horses, no cars No more stripping in bars Me and you 'Clef, against the odds [Chorus 2X] (Yo a lot of you all sitting with you all girls fronting like the Budweiser commercial Talking about, 'I, I don't be going to the strip joints' You're lying man! You'd be surprised who you see up in there man. I got one question for you liars, man) Shot callers, what are you, a preacher? You're calling her a hooker? He without sin cast the first stone. I met her on the subway, she gave me that VIP card And told me if I ever have problems, Don't hesitate to come by, yeah, yeah, yeah [Chorus 2X] Call up my mama said I'm in love with a stripper yo! (Yo baby, can I get another lap dance? I tell you I got nothing but funny money, man. New York Dogs.)