Testo Clams Have Feelings Too (Actually They Don?t)

Birds are dumb cause small bird brainsBut so are kids and old peopleSome birds talk, most others singI don?t see you eating a talking birdPigs smell bad and roll in poohBut so do kids and elderlyI don?t see you chop of an old man?s feetPut them in a mason jar and pickle themNo chowder for you, cause clams have feelings tooActually they don?t have central nervousnessNo manhatten style, clams have the right to smileCome to thin about it they don?t have a faceThey have no face, no place for earsThere?s no clam eyes to cry clam tearsNo spixal cord, they must get boredMight as well just put them out of miseryAlthough the world could be more selfishI guess it?s alright to eat shellfishNo chowder for you, cause clams have feelings tooI could happen to you, clams have feelings tooI don?t think they do, clams have feelings too