Testo No Vacancy

I'm livin' in a house on the other side of town They're makin' a highway so they're rippin' my building down I gotta find a place within a week Or else I'll be sleepin' out on the street Woe is me! I'm lookin' for a vacancy All day long I'm walkin' round Walkin' up and walkin' down I've been searchin' round the town No apartment to be found On my dishwasher's pay Can't find a place to stay I found myself a place but the rent sure is a crime It's a cold water flat that was built in Lincoln's time The paint is peelin' right off the wall Good Golly, the bathroom is in the hall! Woe is me! I'm lookin' for a vacancy I could budget myself, scrimp and save to get along But it ain't no fun givin' up wine, women and song So I'll have a roof up above my head, But under those conditions I would rather be dead Woe is me! I'm lookin' for a vacancy All day long I'm walkin' round Walkin' up and walkin' down I've been searchin' round the town No apartment to be found On my dishwasher's pay Can't find a place to stay