Testo Meet The Plastics

Woah. Who is at that table over there?

Don’t look at them, just don’t!

We call those three 'The Plastics'
They're shiny, fake, and hard

They play their little mind games All around the schoolyard

They might insult your clothing
Or make fun of your name

Like they mocked Jen Morecock
'Til she burst into flames

And Ms. Morecock was a teacher

Regina George is the queen bee
She's always dressed up
She always wins Spring Fling Queen
We’re just little drones that work for her and then die
My name is Regina George
And I am a massive deal
Fear me, love me
Stand and stare at me
And these, these are real

I've got money and looks
I am, like, drunk with power
This whole school
Humps my leg like a chihuahua

I'm the prettiest poison you've ever seen
I never weigh more than one-fifteen
My name is Regina George
And I am a massive deal
I don't care who you are
I don't care how you feel

That’s Gretchen Wieners, she knows everything about everybody

That’s why her hair is so big, it’s full of secrets

Yes, Regina
No, Regina
Every waking hour
I spend making sure Regina
George can stay in power

If Regina is the sun
Then I'm a disco ball
'Cause I'm just as bright and fun
If you've had alcohol

I rip your secrets out of you
And bring them to my master
Then I watch Regina make your life a big disaster

Disaster!

Regina is the queen
But I'm the head of worker bees
I am seated at her right hand

Like a Jewish Princess Jesus

That is Karen Smith:
The dumbest person you will ever meet

I once saw her put a “D” in the word “orange.”

My name is Karen
My hair is shiny
My teeth are perfect
My skirt is tiny

It barely covers
My perky hiney
My name is Karen
I may not be smart...
That's it

We never really do this
But how would you like to
Have lunch with us this week

Oh, it’s okay, I…

No, no need for you to thank us
There's no need to even speak

You're new and you don't know things
You need good friends who can tell you what to think
See you here same time tomorrow

On Wednesdays we wear pink

On Wednesdays we wear pink!

REGINA. GRETCHEN. KAREN
MY NAME IS REGINA GEORGE
AND I AM A MASSIVE DEAL
FEAR ME. LOVE ME YES, REGINA
NO REGINA
EVERY WAKING HOUR
I SPEND MAKING SURE REGINA GEORGE
CAN STAY IN POWER. MY NAME IS KAREN
MY HAIR IS SHINY
MY TEETH ARE PERFECT
MY SKIRT IS TINY

Wear something ncie and grab a tray
'Cause we don't do this everyday
Say here's where you belong
Say here's where you belong

No, really. Say it

Say here's where you belong!

Sit with us tomorrow
It'll be fetch!