Testo Country Club

Got new shoes today
Got no bills to pay
The country club wants you
If you can pay

It's all well and good to be carefree
'Til you're up to your neck in crap
You can't sit around sipping ice tea World comes knocking on your door with a baseball bat
While most of the people are starving
You're toning up your yoga butt (Namaste)
Running out of cash for the cokey
Daddy's sending money over from the country club

Well fuck
Now you're fired
Yeah you're jobless, you've expired
It's tough
From admired to the dirt
(Plot twist)

In the real world
Life of leisure really has its limits The real world turns you
If you don't know how to spin it
The real world
Life of pleasure really sucks your spirit
The real world turns you
If you don't know, don't know, don't know how to spin it

Wake up and you're already sulky
Couldn't sleep amongst all that cash
Cry cause you can't get no WiFi
All your warriors are waiting for a keyboard bash
Now the apple is starting to crumble
Your tummy gets a quick nip tuck
Daddy's in a bit of trouble
Cooking sugar with the chef at the country club

Well fuck (Fuck)
It backfired
Yeah you're jobless, you've expired
It's tough (Who's tough)
From admired to the dirt
(Plot twist)

In the real world
Life of leisure really has its limits
The real world turns you
If you don't know how to spin it
The real world
Life of pleasure really sucks your spirit
The real world turns you
If you don't know, don't know, don't know how to spin it

Got new shoes today
Got no bills to pay
I'll see you at the pool
The drinks are on their way
The world's my buffet
Throw my food away
The country club wants you
If you can pay