Testo Being Around

If I was in the fridge would you open the door If I was the grass would you mow your lawn If I was your body would you still wear clothes If I was a booger would you blow your nose where would you keep it would you eat it I'm just trying to give myself a reason for being around If I was a front porch swing would you let me hang If I was a dance floor would you shake your thang If I was a rubber check would you let me bounce up and down inside your bank account would you trust me not to break you I'm just tryin' really hard to make you notice me being around If I was a haircut would you wear a hat If I was a maid could I clean your flat If I was the carpet would you wipe your feet in time to save me from mud off the street If you liked me If you loved me would you get down on your knees and scrub me I'm a little grubby from just being around