Testo Christmas Song
Testo Christmas Song
It was the night before Christmas,
And all through the house,
Everybody was stoned,
Even the mouse.
Man from the whore house,
And me from the jail,
I just settled down to get a piece of her tail.
When all of the sudden,
I heard such a clatter,
I tripped on my dick
A nd busted my bladder.
I went downstairs
and what did I see?
A fat little red faget, hanging from the tree.
He stuffed the stockings
with reefers and beer,
And a big fat hairy dick
for that family queer.
That's the end of my story,
Funny wasn't it? You see.
And all through the house,
Everybody was stoned,
Even the mouse.
Man from the whore house,
And me from the jail,
I just settled down to get a piece of her tail.
When all of the sudden,
I heard such a clatter,
I tripped on my dick
A nd busted my bladder.
I went downstairs
and what did I see?
A fat little red faget, hanging from the tree.
He stuffed the stockings
with reefers and beer,
And a big fat hairy dick
for that family queer.
That's the end of my story,
Funny wasn't it? You see.
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