Testo Pretend To Be Nice

WELL HE LOOKS AT ME WITH THOSE INNOCENT EYE AND SAYS IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE WEARING SOME KIND OF DISGUISE

BECAUSE YOUR HAIR STICKS UP AND YOUR SHOES ARE UNTIED

AND I HOPE YOU GOT THAT SHIRT AT HALF PRICE

AND EVERY WORD I SAY FALLS FLAT ON THE FLOOR
TRY TO TELL A JOKE BUT HE'S HEARD IT BEFORE

AND I DON'T THINK THAT I CAN TAKE IT NO MORE

CAUSE HE'S DRIVING ME RIGHT OUT MY FRONT DOOR



WHY DO YOU DO WHAT YOU DO TO ME BABY

YOU'RE SHAKING MY CONFIDENCE DRIVING ME CRAZY

YOU KNOW IF I COULD I'D DO ANYTHING FOR YOU

PLEASE DON'T' IGNORE ME CAUSE YOU KNOW I ADORE YOU


CAN'T YOU JUST PRETEND TO BE NICE

CAN YOU AT LEAST PRETEND TO BE NICE

IF YOU COULD JUST PRETEND T OBE NICE

EVERYTHING IN MY LIFE WOULD BE ALRIGHT



OOOH WEE?..

OOOH WEE?..



AND I TRY SO HARD JUST TO FIGURE HIM OUT

BUT HE WON'T TELL ME WHAT HE'S THINKING ABOUT

AND THEN HE FALLS ASLEEP ON THE LIVING ROOM COUCH

WITH HIS SUNGLASSES ON AND HIS TONGUE HANGING OUT

AND THEN HE DISAPPEARS FOR A WEEK AT A TIME

AND THEN HE JUST SHOWS UP JUST LIKE EVERYTHING'S FINE

AND I DON'T GET WHAT GOES ON IN HIS MIND

BUT I'M TIRED OF HEARING THE SAME STUPID LINES



WHY DO YOU DO WHAT YOU DO TO ME BABY

YOU'RE SHAKING MY CONFIDENCE DRIVING ME CRAZY

YOU KNOW IF I COULD I'D DO ANYTHING FOR YOU

I DON'T MEAN TO BORE YOU CAUSE YOU KNOW I ADORE YOU



CAN'T YOU JUST PRETEND TO BE NICE

CAN YOU AT LEAST PRETEND TO BE NICE

IF YOU COULD JUST PRETEND TO BE NICE

EVERYTHING IN MY LIFE WOULD BE ALRIGHT



OOOH WEE?..

OOOH WEE?..