Testo Lord Of The Rings In 99 Seconds

Testo Lord Of The Rings In 99 Seconds

[1. part]
the lord of the rings
hobbits, dwarves, elves and men, kings and queens
epicness
lord of the rings
the gratest tale ever told on your screen
po-ta-toes
[2. part]
frodo must bring the ring to the elves
aragorn fights off the nine evil ringwraiths
the fellowship forms, saruman's a jerk
gandalf's torn from the group
(you shall not pass!)
boromir's embedded, uruk-hai's beheaded (like a boss!)
the fellowship is broken, thanks for that j.r.r. tolkien
frodo's gone!

[break]
and sam's coming with you!

[3. part]
gollum leads the ring to mordor (my precious!)
gandalf the white returns to wage war (pip and marry hug trees)
théoden is like benjamin button (he's aging backwards)
legolas surfs on a shield to defend (helm's deep)
big trees are attacking the orcs!

[4. part]
the sword has been reforged and
now a legion of ghosts are at hand
(he's the king) sam uses his spider slay skills
while the elf and gimli count kills

one last battle, it's good vs evil
frodo you must destroy the ring of power
(at the same time: frodo, sam, pippin, mary, aragorn, gandalf, gimli, legolas, denethor, boromir, gollum, saruman, sméagol, elrond, bilbo, galadriel, shelob, wormtongue, uruk-hai, sauron, great eye)

no! destroy it! it's mine! destroy it! it's mine!

[break]

[end]
aragorn sits on his throne,
middle earth is saved by the smallest of things
in the lord of the rings

Testi Jon Cozart