Testo Cheater, Cheater

Testo Cheater, Cheater

Cheater, Cheater
Where'd you meet her
Down at Ernie's Bar?

Did she smile your way
Twirl her hair and say
How cute your dimples are?
Did she use that line
"Your place or mine?"
While you danced with her real slow?
Tell me, cheater, cheater
Where'd you meat that no good white trash ho?

Liar, liar
Did you buy her whiskey all night long?
Did you hide your ring in the pocket of your jeans
Or did you just keep it on?

When the deed was done
And you had your fun
Did you think I wouldn't know?
Tell me, cheater, cheater
Where'd you meet that no good white trash ho?

Now I'm not one to judge someone that I ain't never met
But to lay your hands on a married man is 'bout as low as a gal can get
Hey I wish her well as she rots in Hell
And you can tell her I said so
Cheater, cheater, where'd you meet that no good white trash ho?

Loser, loser, hope you love her
'Cause you're stuck with her now
Take your sorry butt, load up all your stuff
And get the hell out of my house
But I just wish you'd tell me this one thing before you go
Cheater, cheater, where'd you meet that no good white trash ho?

Now I'm not one to judge someone that I ain't never met
But to lay your hands on a married man is 'bout as low as a gal can get
Hey I wish her well as she rots in Hell
And you can tell her I said so
Cheater, cheater, where'd you meet that no good white trash ho?

Yeah, I just wish you'd tell me this one thing before you go
Cheater, cheater, where'd you meet that low down, up town, slept with every guy around
Pressed on eyelash, no good white trash ho?
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