Testo Down On The End Of Your Road

I am your neighbor. I seem most respectable, But underneath I'm an iniquitous toad. So many dreadful mishaps have befallen you --- down at the end of your road. And I live down the end of your road. I'm working on ways to remove you from paradise --- from your striped lawn and your new swimming pool. I place broken bottles in your geraniums --- sabotage your gardening tools. And I live down the end of your road. By day I am a real estate gentleman. I deal in fine properties --- cheap at the price. After dark, I plan my most devious practices which you might think are not very nice. Designing a system to reverse your plumbing --- welling up, as you sit on your private throne. will come up all kinds of vile and despicable nasties you would rather not have in your home. And I live down the end of your road. Dispensed loathsome creatures in your drawing room, Sent doggy poo-poos in your morning mail. Rat's heads and lark's wings should set your tums turning and your houses will soon be for sale. And I live down the end of your road. I live down the end of your road.