Testo Well Whiskey (Discount Cigarettes)

Well whiskey, two for one draft beer, and discount cigarettes
Now you're gonna have to pay up front if you're drinkin' to forget
I can't afford to have a name-brand heartache, the closest I can get
Is well whiskey, two for one draft beer, and discount cigarettes

Well I never thought she'd ever really go
Till she walked out and now lonely's all I know
I got a bartender friend or two who understand what I'm goin' through And by the second round I'm as good as new
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Well whiskey, two for one draft beer, and discount cigarettes
Now you're gonna have to pay up front if you're drinkin' to forget
I can't afford to have a name-brand heartache, the closest I can get
Is well whiskey, two for one draft beer, and discount cigarettes

Well whiskey helps to make a memory drown
Smoke it up and try to lose her in the clouds
If there's a broken heart to heal
Two for one's one hell of a deal
'Bout the time I break the seal
The band will play a sad song
Well whiskey, two for one draft beer, and discount cigarettes
Now you're gonna have to pay up front if you're drinkin' to forget
I can't afford to have a name-brand heartache, the closest I can get
Is well whiskey, two for one draft beer, and discount cigarettes

Get on 'em one time

Well whiskey, two for one draft beer
Well whiskey, two for one draft beer
Well whiskey, two for one draft beer, and discount cigarettes