Testo Welcome To The Show

Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope:
Well hello, boys and girls! Come on in, see the show. It's the mystical, magical, great Dark Carnival
Don't bother looking for parking, get ride of it! It ain't like you ever coming back, you fuckin' idiot
The Carnival emerges only when you about to die, and right now motherfucker, you about dead in the sky
So come and put your soul up on the Murder-Go-Round, and we'll strap you down, and spin you into oblivion
I got a spike for your neck with my ninja blowgun, because I be the Juggalada Don Dada Lada Shogun
I swings my sword down and split you in two, before you even fall, I bitch smack both of you
Welcome to our Carnival's 50,000 Juggalos, freaks and weirdoes, and killers at our shows I'm just glad we down with 'em - hate to be y'all
And have a Juggalo shatter my skull, for the Carnival

Chorus:
Welcome to the show, Shangri-La of the Dark Carnival. Welcome to the show, because BITCH BOY YOU DEAD!
Welcome to the show, Shangri-La of the Dark Carnival. Welcome to the show, because you DEAD, DEAD, DEAD, DEAD!

The Ring Leader: And fuck you if you don't like it

Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent J:
Welcome to my exhibit, I be the Shaggs, sit back and enjoy, relax your nipples and nut bags.
It's only Juggalos here; you know what we about: swingin' hatchets, Faygo, and our dick in your mouth
So they call us a circus, we expect the role. We been sayin' that it's comin' for like 10 years or so; and everywhere that we go, from Alaska to Spain, I'm seein' Juggalos dancin in the Faygo rain
Some of those at our shows feel a Carnival high, I seen them jump from the stage and float off into the sky.
They ain't never coming back, their Carnival has been found, and all we can do is dream about it, smoking 'em down I got love for dead people and I hope to die. I got neden waitin' on me up in Shangri-La.
But if you really wanna hear the fuckin' devil's exhibit, the shit is called HELL'S PIT run out and get it

The Ring Leader: Ugh! Bitch! The Juggalos said...

Juggalo Chant:
When it's your time, death is near, step right up on over here / Games, prizes, shows and rides - it's that carnival paradise

The Ring Leader: And fuck the fuck outta you, if you don't like it

Juggalo Chant: (Repeats)