Testo Neden Game

Host: Lets meet contestant number one he`s a skitzophranic serial killa klown who says women love his sexy smile lets find out if his charm will work on Sharon,Sharon? whats your question. Sharon: Contetsant number 1 i belive first impressions last forever, so let`s say you were to come over to my parents house and have dinner with me and my family, tell me what you would do to make that first impression really stick? Contestant # 1: well lets hmm see id have to think about it i might show up in a tux HA! but i doubt it id probably just show up naked like i always do and look your mama in the eye and tell her FUCK YOU! hurry up bitch im hungry i smell spaghetti, i pinch her loopy ass and tell her get the food ready your dad would probably start trippin, and get me pissed, id have to walk up and bust him in the fuckin lips! its dinnertime! were hearin grace from your mother i pull a forty out and pour some for your little brother im steady starin at your sister, ill tell ya this, ya know for only 13 SHE GOT SOME BIG TITS! after that, your dad would try to jump again, but only this time id put the 40 to his chin after your mom does the dishes and the silverware, id dry fuck her till i nut in my underwear ~~~laughter & applause~~~ HOST: now lets meet contestant number 2 hes a psychopathic deranged crack head freak who works for the dark carnival he says women call him stretch nutz Sharon, lets hear your question... SHARON: i like a man whos not afraid to show his true emotions a man who expresses himself in his own special way number 2, if u fell in love with me, exactly how would you let me know? Contestant # 1: first thing, i could never love you, you sound like a witchy bitch yo FUCK YOU!! but if i did, id probably show you that i care by takin all these other mutha fuckas outta here id go through your phone book, and whack em all, then find contestant number one and break his fuckin jaw (WHAT!!)?? anyone that looked at you would have to pay, id be blowin fuckin nuggets off all day id grab your titties, and stretch em down past your waist, let em go and watch em both spring up in your face i`d sing love songs to ya the best i can get ya naked and hit it like a CAVE MAN!! we go to tha beach and walk through the sand i throw a little in your face and say im just playin as you spit it all out, i rub your back, and grab your underwear and WEDGE IT UP YOUR ASS CRACK!! ~~~laughter and applause~~~ HOST: well it sounds like contestant number 2 is just overflowing with sensitivity, Sharon its a tough choice so far, sharon lets have your last question and see whos gonna have the rights to your neden. SHARON: ok, if we were at a dance club, and you both noticed me at the same time, tell me, how would you each get my attention and what would your pick up line be who ever's the smoothest wins!! #1: first, id slide up the bar, and tell ya that i cant believe how fuckin fat you are id say i like the way you make your titties shake, and if you lost a little weight you'd look like Ricki Lake #2 FUCK THAT!! youd be jackin me quick, id order you a drink , and stir it with my dick, and then to get your attention in a crowded place, id simply walk up and stick my nutz in your face #1: yeah freak her with yo nutz that'll get her #2: TELL HER THAT SHES FAT, Person In Crowd: YEAH THAT'LL WORK EVEN BETTER #1: look, fuck you, i got a strong rap shit you dont want contestant number two hes mad whack i walked in a barn, and there he was, standin up on a bucket Hooough tryin to fuck it it was big fuckin smelley ass farm llama DAMN DAWG!! how ya gonna diss your mama?? ~~~champagne popping and laughing~~~