Testo On The Third Day, Axl Rose

Judas Priest ain't shit
and Iron Maiden blows
Eddie Van Halen's an asshole
and everyone knows

that what we need is
a hero
and what we need is someone with a big red beard
and spandex like you
with his name on his shoes

Axl when you coming back
we need you we need you
asshole when you coming back
we need you we need you
asshole when you coming back
we need you we need you
asshole when you coming back
we need you we need you

Scott Weiland sucks
[Solo]

You and Slash
kicked a lot of fucking assholes in together
with duff on the bass punchin' bitches in the face
better than anyone
you're better than everyone
you're better than everyone

please call Slash
on the telephone
just to let him know
that you're coming home
when are you coming home?
when are you coming home?

Axl when you coming back
we need you we need you
Axl when you coming back
we need you we need you
Axl when you coming back
we need you we need you
Axl when you coming back
we need you we need you

Scott Weiland is an asshole

Holio Holio oh

Scott Weiland is an asshole

Holio Holio oh

Scott Weiland is an asshole...