Testo One Woman A Cappella Disney Medley Pt. 2

One, two, three!

Hahahaha!

You're in my world now, not your world,
And I've got friends on the side.
We've got friends on the other side.
Magic mirror, on the wall,
Who is the fairest one of all?

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
(Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.)
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
(Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.)
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
(Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.)
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

If there's one god you don't want to get steamd up it's Hades,
'Cause he had an evil plan.

He ran the Underworld, But thought the dead were dull and uncouth.
He was as mean as he was ruthless,
And that's the gospel truth.
He had a plan to shake things up,
And that's the gospel truth!

Off with his head!

Cruella De Ville, Cruella De Ville.
If she doesn't scare you, no evil thing will.
To see her is to take a sudden chill.
Cruella, Cruella.
She's like a spider waiting for the kill.
Look out for Cruella De Ville.

Oh, sing sweet nightingale,
sing sweet nightingale.
High above.
Oh, sing sweet nightingale,
Sing sweet.
Oh, sing sweet nightingale,
Sing.
Oh, sing sweet nightingale,
Oh, sing, sing.

Oh, Lucifer, you mean old thing.

Is there nothing I can do?
Will this really be the end?
Is it only death that waits,
just around the...

Is he gone?
Can you imagine?
He asked me to marry him!
Me, the wife of that borish, brainless...

Madame Gaston, can't you just see it?
Madame Gaston, his little wife!
No sir, not me. I garantee it.
I want much more than this privitial life.

You want to go outside? Why, Rapunzel...!
Look at you, as fragile as a flower.
Still a little sapling, just a sprout.
You know why we stay up in this tower?

I know but...

That's right, to keep you safe and sound, dear.
Guess I always knew this day was coming.
Knew that soon you'd want to leave the nest.
Soon, but not yet.

But --

Shh!
Trust me, pet.
Mother knows best!

Mother knows best
Listen to your mother
It's a scary world out there

Mother knows best
One way or another
Something will go wrong, I swear

Ruffians, thugs
Poison ivy, quicksand
Cannibals and snakes
The plague

No!

Yes!

But --

Also large bugs
Men with pointy teeth, and
Stop, no more, you'll just upset me

Mother's right here
Mother will protect you
Darling, here's what I suggest
Skip the drama
Stay with mama
Mother knows best!

So prepare for the chance of a life time.
Be prepared for sensational news.
A shining new era,
is tip-toeing nearer.

And where do we feature?

Just listen to teacher.

I know it sounds sordid,
But you'll be rewarded,
When at last I am given my dues,
And injustice deliciously squared.
Be prepared!

Prince Ali, yes it is he,
But not as you know him.
Read my lips and come to grips with reality.
Yes, meet a blast from your past,
Whose lies were too good to last.
Say hello to your precious Prince Ali!

Ali?

Come on, you poor unfortunate soul.
Go ahead!
Make your choice!
I'm a very busy woman and I haven't got all day
It won't cost much
Just your voice!
(My voice!)

You poor unfortunate soul,
It's sad but true.
If you want to cross the bridge, my sweet,
You've got the pay the toll.
Take a gulp and take a breath,
And go ahead and sign the scrol.l
Flotsam, Jetsam, now I've got her, boys.
The boss is on a roll.
This poor unfortunate soul!

Now, sing!

Aah...

Keep singing!

No matter how your heart is grieving,
If you keep on believing,
The dream that you wish will come true!