Testo In The Key Of Tom Waits

I stood up on the stool
But my elbows on the bar
I've been doin this the same way, don't get me too far
My head is stuck inside a cloud of cigarette smoke
All the girls laugh at all my jokes
At the end of the night I'm the one walking home alone

The girl of my dreams can't be this hard to find Everyone else gets theirs, all I want is mine.

Everyone says to me that I'm not the type to be having difficulties
How could this be?
I got all the time, and I can say to the ladies all the right lines

The girl of my dreams can't be this hard to find
Everyone else gets theirs, all I want is mine.

The girl of my dreams can't be this hard to find
Everyone else gets theirs, all I want is mine.

[bass solo]

The girl of my dreams can't be this hard to find Everyone else gets theirs, all I want is mine