Testo Your Mother's Got A Penis

Thats right you knows what i'm saying,
Your mothers offered me the goods,
I'm not paying.

It started as a laugh, as a bit of a joke,
something funny to say when i was having a smoke,

I first heard off this bloke, this fucking rumour going round,
your mothers reputation,
its not sound

She's saving up the pennies,
hoping they turn into pounds,
to have an operation,
swap her gender round,

It's a shock to me and it's a shock to you,
Your mother's got a beard, sandals and a penis too,
It don't look right see, when she's walking down the street,
to see her ball bag jigging to the beat of her feet, i said

Your mother's got a penis Your mother's got a penis
Your mother's got a penis

That's right, your mother's got a penis

In internet rooms and computer mainframes,
there's loads of emails 'bout your mothers blue veins,

not the ones in her legs or the backs of her arms but the ones in the member hidden in her garms,

She walks around proud with a short dress on, which sometimes exposes the tip of her dong,

Often its dripping, sometimes its dry, no matter when I see her there's a tear in my eye

I thought I had to tell you,
had to put it in a letter,
but i thought fuck that,
I'll write a song it's much better,

the only way to do it to really let you know, I could prove it 'cos I gave it a blow,

It was purely accidental cos she got me really drunk, and she made me kiss her elephant trunk,

You know why?
That's right,
Your Mother got a penis

Your mother's got a penis
Your mother's got a penis
Your mother's got a penis

That's right, your mother's got a penis

Your mother's got a penis
Your mother's got a penis
Your mother's got a penis

That's right, your mother's got a penis

When she walks down the street then she walks like John Wayne,
I've just seen her pissing standing up again

Don't make no sense when you see her here and there,
She's got a cock and balls and real pubic hair
And a single eye that sometimes weeps,
If she's lying on the bed then she rubs it on the sheets,
Or up against the door or the back of your neck,
If your mother's around then you make a double check.

I hate to tell you, with all due respect,
Take your mother to the doctors 'cos her frontbum's wrecked

You Know Why?
Your Mother's got a penis

Your mother's got a penis
Your mother's got a penis
Your mother's got a penis

That's right, your mother's got a penis

Your mother's got a penis
Your mother's got a penis
Your mother's got a penis

That's right, your mother's got a penis

....come 'ere boys!
Never seen a women with a cock before?
Come 'ere!
Come on, look at it bouncing up and down....