Testo Ode To The Minor Characters

Testo Ode To The Minor Characters

(?Ode to the minor characters? is repeated in the background throughout the song.)

I used to be like you
Just mentioned in a sentence or two
I feel your pain
Oh, come on, Romilda Vane

Abbott, comma, Hannah:
She was a Hufflepuff in Harry's first year

Abbott, comma, Mrs.:
She was the mother of the sister of Hannah Abbott

Alguff the Awful:
A foul-smelling goblin

Bagshot, comma, Bathilda:
The author of the History of Magic

Baruffio:
A wizard with a buffalo on his chest

Benson, comma, Amy:
She was an orphan from the orphanage
From where Tom Riddle grew up

Cadogan, comma:
He's nothing!
An eccentric knight whose portrait is in Hogwarts

Carmichael, comma, Eddy:
He was a student of the Ravenclaw type

Clag, comma, Elfrida:
An old, old wizard who liked magical creatures

d'Eath, comma, Lorcan:
A vampire, seer, hottie man

Dippet, comma, Armando:
He was the headmaster of Hogwarts
of the days of Yore

Edgecombe, comma, Marietta:
A friend of Cho, the ho who betrayed the DA

Fletwock, Laurentia:
She breeds horses with wings
Yeah, I said horses with wings

Fortescue, comma, Florean:
We really love you 'cause you made magic ice cream

Fridwulfa, comma, Hagrid:
Oh, I mean, you were Hagrid's mom!
Her dear old mom

Gordon the sticky:
He's Gordon's sticky friend
Yeah, Gordon

You're minor (repeats until end, fading)
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