Testo Minivan

VERSE 1:
Let me tell you what I'm fin to do
Click the belt, check the mirrors, stick my hands at ten and two
I can fit up to ten of you
My ride is like a bus to me
I'm living that minivan life
Now that's what I call luxury
Am/fm stereo cassette deck and a disk drive Golden retrievers the only woofers up in this ride
I don't take that bass route
I make them tweeters shout
Otherwise these bridge beats would likely blow my speakers out
Yo are we there yet
Aye homie don't trip
Every single ride in my ride is like a road trip
But why the a/c always gotta be broken
Well stop and grab a mega gulp so we can take a cold sip
So I heard you got your ride pimped on MTV
But I guarantee I get better MPG
I'm riding with my family sitting next to me
You're going 90 with your arm around an empty seat
I see you in that tight whip without those extra rows of seat
How you supposed to fit all of your kids and all your groceries Ya you got it tricked out cowabunga radical
But real gangsters always choose affordable and practical
Maybe I'm geeking out a bit some call me a band nerd
'Cause I get excited when the cup holders come standard
If I see a slug bug expect a couple of love taps
People gettin blind from the shine coming off my hubcaps
I'm in the carpool lane when I'm on the road
Bumper stickers show my kids made the honor roll
Stick figures on the back show my crew roll deep
We in the wild Wild West straight ?????
You can keep your headlights rockin LED's
I keep my diaper bag stocked and a bottle of febreeze
This is how I roll 'cause I'm living that dad life
You can keep your Lambo doors my doors slide shut
Minivan!!
My car seats up to nine car seats
Minivan!!
Fire up the jets
Load the babies, soccer nets, and pets in my
Minivan!