Testo Bayonette

I tried to tell y'all all the reasons I should go
Not even my mama said she could see me in Mexico
I don't speak Spanish and I don't own a gun
I wear sombrero, I'm allergic to the sun
I take all the advice that I can get
But ain't nobody here tried to kill me yet

I'm incognito cause I don't know a soul I search for faces when I go out for a stroll
Sure it gets lonely walking up that hill
But I have a canteen and my neighbors have a grill
We shoot tequila without one regret
And ain't nobody here tried to kill me yet

I hope he's okay now, I don't wish him harm
I wonder if he sold the rest of our farm
I don't cry now because I know I survived
But I'd like to shoot who said that love ain't a crime
I might should look into a bayonette
But ain't nobody here tried to kill me yet

I think about y'all every 5th of May
I celebrate here every other day Go dancing downtown with a can of mace
And a piñata in the shape of your face
You were my hearts number uno threat
And ain't nobody here tried to kill me yet
No ain't nobody here tried to kill me yet
No there ain't nobody here tried to kill me yet