Testo When I See an Elephant Fly

I saw a peanut stand, heard a rubber band,

I saw a needle that winked its eye.

But I think I will have seen everything

When I see an elephant fly.


I saw a front porch swing, heard a diamond ring,

I saw a polka-dot railroad tie.

But I think I will have seen everything

When I see an elephant fly.





I seen a clothes horse he r'ar up and buck
And they tell me that a man made a vegetable truck

I didn't see that I only heard

But just to be sociable

I'll take your word

I heard a fireside chat

I saw a baseball bat

And I just laughed till I thought I'd die

But I'd been done seen about everything

When I see an elephant fly.

I even heard a chocolate drop,

I went into a store, saw a bicycle shop.

You can't deny the things you see,

but I know there's certain things that just can't be.

The other day by chance, saw an old barn dance,

And I just laughed til I thought I'd die.

But I think I will have seen everything when I see an elephant fly.