Testo Marry the mole

Love? Love is what we read about in books, my dear.

"Here comes the bride" is a lovely little ditty

But marrying for love is a foolish thing to do

'Cause love won't pay the mortgage or put put porridge in your bowl
Dearie, marry the mole



True, it's a fact that he's not exactly witty

He's blinder than a bat but at least his eyes are blue

His breath may be alarming but he's charming, for a troll

Dearie, marry the mole



Romeo and Juliet
Were very much in love when they were wed

They honoured every vow

So where are they now?

They're dead, dead, very very dead



Poor Thumbelina, your brain so itty bitty

I hate to seem a pest but I know what's best for you

Just think of all the ways that you could decorate a hole

Take my advice, I'll bring the rice

Dearie, marry the mole

Marry the mole

Marry that mole

M is for money

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L-E!