Testo Augustus Gloop

Augustus Gloop, Augustus Gloop The great big greedy nincompoop Augustus Gloop, so big and vile So greedy, foul, and infantile. Come on we cried The time is ripe To send him shooting up the pipe But don't dear children be alarmed Augustus Gloop will not be harmed Augustus Gloop will not be harmed Although of course We must admit He will be altered quite a bit Slowly wheels go round and round And cogs begin to grind and pound We'll boil him for a minute more Until we're absolutely sure Then out he comes By god, by grace A miracle has taken place A miracle has taken place This greedy brute This louse's ear Is loved by people everywhere For who could hate or bear a grude Against a luscious bit of fudge