Testo Dirty Rotten Pirate

Testo Dirty Rotten Pirate

There ain't a name I ain't been called
From scallywag to a scurvy dog
Old Davey Jones he would be proud
I'm a thief of the heart and a villain in the dark
On the prowl like a great white shark
I ain't met a wench I could turn down
Some call me a raider… I kinda like buccaneer
I know I should be ashamed of myself… but let's get one thing clear

I'm a scoundrel… and a lover
I'm a handsome rogue if I do say so that discovered
That the booty that I steal and the treasure chests I feel make it hard for me to conceal
I'm a good for nothin' bilge-sucker (swash-buckler) who can't hide it
I'm a Dirty Rotten Pirate

I'm the nature of the beast… A hound of his leash
I'm the one your mom warned you about
I'm always down for a quick score anytime I'm on shore
Always got one foot out the door
Don't you know there's one in every crowd
Some call me a raider… I kinda like buccaneer
I know I should be ashamed of my past… but let's get one thing clear
Chorus

Well a Yo-Ho-Ho and a bottle of rum
I see skirts I ain't been under
It's a criminal shame, a capital crime
No damsel gets left behind
So I plunder n' pillage from village to village
Every pirate knows he can never be too rich

I'm a scoundrel… and a lover
I'm a handsome rogue if I do say so that discovered
That the booty that I steal and the treasure chests I feel make it hard for me to conceal
I'm a good for nothin' bilge-sucker (swash-buckler) who can't hide it
When you're as bad as me and the women dig it why fight it?
Be a Dirty Rotten Pirate

I'm the nature of the beast… A hound off his leash
I'm the one your mom warned you about…
Testi Chance McKinney