Testo I´ll Never Tell

Anya: This is the man that i plan to entangle - Isn´t he fine My claim to fame was to maim And to mangle - vengeance was mine But i´m out of the biz The name i made i´ll trade for his The only trouble is... I´ll never tell Xander: She is the one, she´s such wonderful fun Such passion and grace Warm in th night when i´m right In her tight - embrace, tight embrace I´ll never let her go The love we´ve known can only grow There´s just one thing that - no I´ll never tell Xander/Anya: `Cause there´s nothing to tell Anya: He snores Xander: She wheezes Anya: Say "housework" and he freezes Xander: She eats these skeezy cheeses That i can´t describe Anya: I talk - he breezes Xander: She doesn´t know what "please" is Anya: His penis got diseases From a Chumash tribe Xander/Anya: The vibe Gets kind of scary Xander: Like she things i´m ordinary Anya: Like it´s all just temporary Xander: Like her toes are kind of hairy Xander/Anya: But it´s all very well `Cause god knows i´ll never tell Anya: When thing get rough he Just hides behinds his Buffy Now look - he´s getting huffy `Cause he knows that i know Xander: She clings - she´s needy She´s also really greedy She never - Anya: - His eyes are beady! Xander: This is my verse, hello She- Anya: Look at me! I´m dancin´crazy! Xander/Anya: You know Xander: You´re quite the charmer Anya: My knight in armor Xander: You´re the cutest of the scoobies With your lips as red as rubies And your frim yet supple - tight embrace... Anya: He´s swell Xander: She´s sweller Anya: He´ll always be my feller Xander: That´s why i´ll never tell her That i´m petrified Anya: I´ve read this tale There´s wedding then betrayal I know that come the day i´ll Want to run and hide Xander/Anya: I lied I said it´s easy I´ve tried But there´s these fears i can´t quell Xander: Is she lookin for a pot of gold Anya: Will i look good when i´ve gotten old Xander: Will our lives become too stressful If i´m never that successful Anya: When i get so worn and wrinkly That i look like David Brinkley Xander: Am i crazy Anya: Am i dreamin´ Xander: Am i marrying a demon Xander/Anya: We could really raise the beam in Making marriage a hell So thank god i´ll never tell I swear that i´ll never tell Xander: My lips are sealed Anya: I take the fifth Xander: Nothing to see Move it along Xander/Anya: I´ll never tell