Testo The 1st Whutchacallit

[Bubba Sparxxx]Uh-huh, uh-huhThat fish, that money, Bubba Sparxxx..UhhNow allow me to present the very first residentof this millenium mindframe, no angel but heaven-sentSo make a print on this landscape and when it's little as a handshakeI convince you to think of Bubba as yo' brother the color of mayonnaiseWe lockin up these airwaves from LaGrange to that staircaseand your projects up in Queens with no budgets nothin but dreamsI consume me a couple of Beams now I'm feelin like life is wonderfulGot me seein past the lies that otherwise make me uncomfortableI'm peepin out this jungle full of snakes, tigers and elephantsAll huntin the same prey but the chase got them all negligentAnd Betty looks so elegent but our motive's dirty like sedimentsIt takes more to make Bubba sway to slick talk at handsome measurementsFuck it I'm turnin celibate - nah, I'm only playinIf yo' lady listenin now, takin her on home but she stayinI bet y'all think he playin when he tellin y'all he the firstwhutchacallit, alcoholic, with that 32-gallon thrist[Chorus: Bubba Sparxxx]Who was the first whutchacallit? Actin foolish at yo' functionThe first whutchacallit - tryin out yo' daughter's suctionThe first whutchacallit - lookin clean and still stankinThe first whutchacallit - in your head has gotcha thinkinI'm the first whutchacallit - spinnin frequent in yo' cityThe first whutchacallit - every weekend gettin shittyThe first whutchacallit - ridin chrome just becauseI'm the first whutchacallit - with some nuts all in my drawers[Bubba Sparxxx]You probably saw me out in Kaia lit pushin up on MyaWhen the vibe ask her why I bet she say that I'm a liarBut I feel like I'm that fire and these bitches share that sentimentMy project's in the woods scarin like the Blair Witch withFlippin it, from one roll to another head then cut herin the back, another knack, now picture that with out a rubberOut the cutter twistin green, listenin to what you seenThat slick shit you spit get nada, not a fuckin thingFuckin Queens small time but mostly it's just bear holesand assholes with Aloe but I guess you know how that goesI'm shallow for now, but wait a second, it gets deeperI'm through cryin over her cause after this shit I want neitherI'm off the meter totin heaters cause you showed me that's the sensityA country Caucasoid talkin noise cause it's my destinyWhat you thought it was ain't nothin like what it isFrom the swats up to your neck, got every cent bumpin in[Chorus][Bubba Sparxxx]Hey man forgive me if the thought of Bubba woke you from yo' sleepBut next time, get that phlegm up out your throat before you speakWhy won't you just compete instead of mumblin petty shit?Or let me visit witcho' gul to see how wet that Betty getVery sick how I spit, next let's hit the next milleniumI'm fuckin with the best, then I kill the rest, I pity 'emOh Bubba K's the silly one - hmm, that Sparxxx my interestWe lose so many units that the fuckin charts exempt usFor me to guard is endless, got me tryna get some iceSo I can see the pray to Christ, cause right now I'm hatin lifeI won't never take advice so let me be to find myselfAnd even though I can't see I beg you Lord for helpin wellAnd whoever else that felt my plight, I hope you take flightThe flaws, snappin jaws, no applause, exit stage rightFrom daylight to the day gone if you ain't wrong stay strongAnd show these fuckin faggots seven figures they can hate on[Chorus]Whutchacallit, get yo' ass up, get yo' ass up, get yo' ass upGet yo' ass up, get yo' ass up, get yo' ass up boy, get yo' ass up[Chorus].. Like that, 9-6, (?).. Bubba K, Khalifani on the beat.. Rip the face off of this bitch.. G.A. mob up in this bitch, like that.. Baby give me love