Testo Silent Night Sing Along

(Mark:) Can we turn off all the lights and have everyone bring up there lighters like it's a big rock show, please? Everyone bring out your lighters because I know you all smoke pot. Now I want you all to sing along with me . . .

Silent night
Holy night
All is calm
All is bright
'Round yon virgin
Mother and child Holy infant
So tender and mild

(Mark:) Yay! It's Christmas!
(Tom:) Yeah! And where the hell are my presents?
(Mark:) Hey! If you're looking for last minute Christmas ideas . . . I think a good gift to give a guy is an orgasm!
(Tom:) I want one of those in my stocking!