Testo They Neva Saw Me Comin'

(no music) As night falls...over this gleaming world...All evil arises. The Dark side emerges! Those suckas neva saw it comin...they neva...'Cuz their minds are so dense...they neva saw it comin...They neva saw this world of darkness fall upon them. They be hangin out on da streets...and in bars...all over the world...gettin drunk...while this world of dark emerges...they neva saw it comin...Then...in the distant horizan...a savior was born...his name...Big Sheik...his purpose...TO SAVE THIS MOTHAFUCKIN WORLD! (music starts) Yo sucka, this whole mothafuckin world betta learn, I'm here to save their asses. Even though it's dark, I can see through it. Y'all juggalos betta set your mind straight, and start to notice what's goin on around ya...I ain't about to stop, I'm the energizer bunny, I keep on going. And when the going gets tough, I kick that mothafucka's ass. I don't take no shit from no fucka, hustla, or juggalo. If they fuck with me, then I'll shove my fuckin foot up their ass. On second thought, wouldn't wanna dirty up my shoe. So sucka, I don't give no mothafuck, so shut the fuck up, Cuz them suckas neva saw me comin...they neva saw the darkness coming...they neva saw me comin...they neva saw the darkness coming...I'm here to save this mothafuckin world! Y'all betta know that. Ya heard me? (another rapper) So in a fuckin nutshell, sucka Big Sheik is here to save y'all. Y'all juggalos out there, the darkness has come, and you neva saw it comin. Ya also neva saw Big Sheik comin, Comin to save y'all... (me again)Yeah that's right. My homie knows how to put all this shit into one small piece of information. Cuz y'all neva saw this army of darkness fall over the world. So in turn y'all neva saw me comin. Ya neva saw me comin...ya neva saw me comin...Ya neva saw me comin! (music stops) (phone ringing) HOTLINE: Yo, dis is da hotline, what's up? CALLER: I neva saw that sucka Big Sheik comin, I'm glad you informed me. H: You're a juggalo, right? C: Yeah. H: Shit man, why the fuck didn't you say so? The hotline for dumb-fucks is the star button, not the 1 button, I'll transfer ya sense you're so dense. C: Ok, thanks, you're very helpful. H: Yo, dis is da hotline for dumbfucks. If you're a dumb fuckin idiot hang the phone up now. If you have any sense, stay on so we can talk about how fuckin stupid you are for being on the hotline for dumb-fucks in the first place. C: Ok, bye then.(hangs up) H:What a dumb-fuck. I have an easy job here...