Testo The Yoghurt Song

Yoghurt
we like yoghurt
it's the greatest thing in history
with its . . . creamy goodness
its a great dessert after your tea.

Ketchup
we like ketchup it's the reddest thing in history
in it's squeezy bottle
it goes well on ya chippy tea!

damn riiight
DAMN RIGHT!
damn right
DAMN RIGHT!
AHA
AHA
ohuh
oh yeah . . .

Custard
we like custard its the sweetest thing in history
with its smoothy flavour
i want apple pie and custard PLEASE!

Mustard
we hate mustard
it's the grossest thing in history
put it on your hotdog
all you have to do is SQUEEZE!

damn right
DAMN RIGHT
damn right
DAMN RIGHT
AHA
AHA
ohuh
oh yeah . . . SAUCY!