Testo P.U.! (Stinky Swamp Song)

Tyrone: There's something in the air and it doesn't smell so good. I wish I didn't have a nose. I'd remove it if I could!

Uniqua: You're not kidding. It smells real bad. It's a really awful smell. This swamp is super-stinky

Pablo (spoken): And I don’t feel so well...

Uniqua: But we gotta get this message through and to the other side! There's only one thing we can do: hold your nose and say P.U.!
All: P.U.! Look out! P.U.! Watch out! P.U.! Better jump! P.U.! Sure is stinky!

Uniqua: I've never smelled a smell like this. It's like a hot dog rotting in the bun! Or like the smell egg salad makes when it's left out in the blazing sun!
Tyrone: Don't let the bubbles get you or you'll be stinky too...and nobody that you know will wanna be friends with you

All: P.U.! Look out! P.U.! Watch out! P.U.! Better jump! P.U.! Sure is stinky!

Uniqua: It smells like garbage

Tyrone: Like dirty diapers

Pablo: Like moldy cheese

Uniqua: Like mushy peas!
Tyrone: Like dirty socks...

Pablo: On monster feet!
Uniqua: Or sixty-seven-day-old meat!

All: P.U.! Look out! P.U.! Watch out! P.U.! Better jump! P.U.! Sure is stinky! P.U.!