Testo Whips And Chains

Well I'm your local MP So don't be afraid to ask Cos nothing is too much trouble for me And no job's too great a task Any problems you want solved I'm the man to see Here read my manifesto It tells you everything about me (well nearly) So tie me up and call me names And beat me 'til I cry Just don't leave any visible scars Cos I'm on TV tonight I've got to chair a mass debate On that filth pornography So if you've got the clamps I'll wear me rubber pants And I'll be round yours about 3 So vote for me and I'll stand by you I'll back you up in whatever you do Support your campaigns, however strange As long as I've got time for the whips and chain Naughty naughty Naughty naughty Well here's one of me in the House of Lords With my wife and family A loyal MP and husband True family man - that's me But who told you about the sex and drugs Just how the hell do you know My personal life is my affair And the same goes for my big toe - know what I mean? This pin-stripe suit and bowler hat Hides my secret shame I just can't get enough of little kids Or drugs and sex with pain Now my secret's been revealed I feel such a fool I was only helping to run the country How could you be so cruel