Testo Charlie Brown

Testo Charlie Brown

Charlie Brown:

There's a better chance that instead of being a hero, I'll make a bigger fool of myself than ever

Oh no, we're doomed!


I raise the bars for stars and quasars
That's the reason why I ain't on your radars
You'd have to be like NASA to see this high
Plus you'd have to be nastier to be this guy
To be this fly, you need to hover water some jetpacks
The grand architect of the universe to bless tracks
You'd have to walk a mile in my shoes to decipher all the complex styles that I use
Cause my brain's all crazy from the ritalin they gave me
And even as a baby loud music didn't faze me
And even as a teenager rappers couldn't fade me
I never gave a fuck about the hoes who betrayed me
And traded me for somebody else, well they can have 'em
Thanks for the rides to school and orgasms
Thanks for the cellphone bills that got paid
Been a pimp day one since I first got laid
Took rap more serious about the ninth grade
When I first heard the first LP that Nas made
Nowadays music sound so weird
Everybody clothes are tight, everybody got a beard
It's like the end of days that every rap fan feared
'Til the savior appeared on the stage and they cheered
I daydreamed while I sat on the bus
Fantasizing of these whack ass rappers I crush
One day I made whole neighborhood hot
On the rooftop like I'm Snoopy or Woodstock
A Tribe Called Quest in the "Check the Rhyme" video
There once was a dream but I did it though
Nah, I never gave a fuck what the rest did
Now I'm on tour making sure I'm well-rested
Thanks to my fam and the fans who invested
And always had my back when my faith got tested
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