Testo Hanukkah Song Part One

Put on your yamaca It's time for Hanukkah So much fun-uka To celebrate Hanukkah Hanukka is, the festival of lights Instead of one day of presents We get eight crazy nights When you fell like the only kid in town Without a Christmas tree Here's a list of people who are Jewish Just like you and me David Lee Roth lights the menorah So does James Concord Douglas and the late Dina Shora Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli Bowser from Sha NaNa and Arthur Fonzerelli. Ponoman's half Jewish, Goldie Hawn's half, too. Put them together, what a fine looking Jew You don't need deck the halls or Jingle Bell Rock 'Cuz you can spin a dredl with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock Both Jewish! O.J. Simpson, not a Jew But guess who is, Hall of Famer Rod Carew We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish Not too shabby Some people think that Ebenezer Scrogge is Well he's not, but guess who is All three stooges So many Jews are in show biz Tom Cruise isnt, but I heard his agent is Tell your friend Veronica It's time to celebrat Hanukkah Don't forget harmonica On this lovely, lovely Hanukkah So drink your gin and tonic-a And smoke your maraijuana-ca If you really, really, really, really wanna-ka Have a happy, happy, happy, happy, Hannukah Happy Hanukkah