Testo Cheerleader

[Sound of pom-poms] Cheerleader: [With annoying feminine voice] "Ok you guys, let's hear some spirit!" [Performing cheer] Cheerleader: "United, we are united.. We'll be 'cause we're the Tigers, we're out for vic-tor-y - Yeah!" [No response] Cheerleader: "Come on you guys! I wanna hear you!" [Still no response] Cheerleader: "Come on! The girls volleyball team's got a big game tonight! And we're gonna win 'cause we're the -" Guy in crowd: "Sit down!" Cheerleader: "You guys are assholes!" [Whining] "You think this is easy being a cheerleader!? Let's see you come down here and try it!" Guy: "Shut up!" Cheerleader: "You're the one who should be shutting up! This is my senior year of cheerleading and you're ruining it! I paid for my pom-poms with my own money." [Half-crying] Guy: "You suck!" Cheerleader: [Hurt] "I was gonna do a split for you guys, but now I'm not gonna cuz you guys don't appreciate anything." [Something hurled and hit Cheerleader] Cheerleader: "Owwww! Who threw that!? I'm gonna get a bruise now! I hate my school!" [Whining] [Crowd cheering softly in background] Guy: "We're sorry." [Pause] Guy: "Just kidding, you suck!" Cheerleader: [Half-crying] "Ahhaw..No..."