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Testo Where Pigs Fly
Testo Where Pigs Fly
"Okay, so.. we brainiacs finally figured out that we live in multiple universes. Pff…a billion stars afar, but… really, what quantum mindfuck is that? Are you ready? Knock yourself out. Freaky…"
Darwin defended creation
Einstein travelled in time
Columbus discovered India
And Shakespeare couldn’t rhyme
O.J. pleaded guilty Manson made parole
Reagan won five Oscars
And Meryl none at all
Elvis was a vegan
Dylan never got stoned
Alice was known as Vincent
And Bowie was just Jones
Michael looked like Michael
Keith drank only juice
Madonna was a virgin
And Jimi played the flute
Bond’s drink was stirred not shaken Darth Vader had no son
Dorothy was still in Kansas
And Clint didn’t own a gun
Rocky had no sequels
Arnold never came back
ET dialed the wrong number
And Dolly had no rack.
Darwin defended creation
Einstein travelled in time
Columbus discovered India
And Shakespeare couldn’t rhyme
O.J. pleaded guilty Manson made parole
Reagan won five Oscars
And Meryl none at all
Elvis was a vegan
Dylan never got stoned
Alice was known as Vincent
And Bowie was just Jones
Michael looked like Michael
Keith drank only juice
Madonna was a virgin
And Jimi played the flute
Bond’s drink was stirred not shaken Darth Vader had no son
Dorothy was still in Kansas
And Clint didn’t own a gun
Rocky had no sequels
Arnold never came back
ET dialed the wrong number
And Dolly had no rack.
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